Life with Ben: in the office...

I just had to lift a gigantic new printer into place.

Xerox guy: "Hey mate, can we borrow your muscles for a moment?"
Me: Wow, this personal training must be paying off! "Sure."
Xerox guy: "It's a new printer. It's pretty heavy."
Me: I'm sure I'll be able to handle it! As you've already spotted, I am MUSCULAR and MANLY. "Cool."
Xerox guy: "Okay, we lift on three."
Me: OMG, this is really heavy. "It's not too heavy."
Xerox guy: *straining*
Me: "Or maybe you got the heavy end."
Xerox guy: "Story of my life. If I'd had Raquel Welch as a mother I would have been bottle fed."