There's No Chicken of the Sea

I have just a few small words of enlightenment for the Aussie guy who called for the culling of sharks after he was attacked yesterday

Shark live in sea
Shark eat meat
Shark get hungry
Don't go in sea

I know this is rocket science people but if you are going to suit up so you look like a huge tasty seal and then go thrashing around in the water let's not blame the shark if he gets a bit pekkish.