Holla - I can be heartless too!

BenThommo, that is a chicken egg debate that could go on forever. I've made my argument and stands.

That said, I wouldn't want anyone thinking I was some kind of left wing tree hugging softies. Hating people who don't take responsibility for themselves goes hand in hand with hating this nanny state we're living in - particularly in Victoria. In fact, I'm a professional "it wasn't my fault" hater.

Excerpt from a typical shift at Sleazy

Me: YO YO, THERE IS $30 OWING ON YOUR ACCOUNT! YOU SILLY BILLY. HOW MUCH WOULD LIKE TO PAY TONIGHT?
Punter: OH, WHAT?
Me: YOU HEARD ME COUCH POTATO - PAY UP!
Punter: BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS A WEEKLY
Me: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
Punter: OH, BUT I DIDN'T...
Me: TOO BAD TIGHT ARSE.
Punter: OH MY GOD, THIS IS TERRIBLE - WOE IS ME! $30! HOW WILL I FEED MY CHILDREN AND PETS? MY KIDS WILL HAVE TO EAT DOG FOOD AND MY PETS WILL HAVE TO EAT DIRT, MULCH AND OTHER ASSORTED GARDEN DEBRIS!
Me: NEXT!