Official Submission to rename saturday hangover day

Hey All,

I’m sitting here on a lazy hot Saturday afternoon with a mildly ferocious hangover and thought I might give a shout out to anyone who reads this.

The origins of the hangover are long and rambling but make for a harrowing tale of alcoholic adventure.

1^st beer of Friday was down on new quay with benno as was the 2^nd. 2 more beers followed at ICON where you are only allowed to get 2 at a time but I am think I am basically over the whole ICON deal. There is only so much bad tasting free beer a man is interested in before you consider paying for a beer that doesn’t have “hint of bathwater”.

Our AXA team x-mas party (just our team) was at a guys house in south yarra which was a great time, so much bbq food and a bit of salad with generous helpings of old Carlton cans. Exchanged KK gifts to which I gained a bottle of yummy bubbly (yummy looking, not consumed as yet).

Pete’s house is right near chapel st and Liz and her friends were going to kew bar (I assume kew, maybe its cue, who cares) so we swaggered over there after pete had hit the alcoholic wall and had to be left behind to sleep it off. So mark and I went to Bridie o’reilys on chapelli for a few brewskies and some sambuca shots. Meanwhile in a bar not too far away josh, loz, ben and tim and tommo were waiting in the wings to join us. Had a couple of beers and meandered to frosties. The ancient texts of events is hard to decipher from this point on but there are a few things that come to mind

- $8 madori shakers

- Getting our groove on

- Tommo getting his groove on (but wearing sunnies)

- Musk slurpee (who knows what was in that)

- Green light necklaces and glowsticks

- Podium dancing

- Wanting to hear “detriot, new york and LA..” but found wanting

- Waking up with a savage brown bear mawling my brain from the inside

Had some spag bowl and on the road to recovery

Now I have to go vote for Council elections. I think I would vote for the guy who said he had nothing to do with the current council or for any guy who gave me a can of coke. Stupid compulsory elections and the fine is bigger than that for not voting in the fed elections. I’m sure some old man in some suburb somewhere with some kind of drainage problem on his gutters gives a fuck about council elections, me, not so much.

Listening to:
The Used – The Taste of Ink

Shout Out:
Next Friday is young benno’s birthday so he is having a big bash at his house. I always get absolutely deportable offence drunk on spirits at benno’s parties which is making my head feel sore just thinking about it.

Ok you happening groovsters see you at coffee probably, lets go to a new café this week eh, popular demand.

Fall Out Boy signing out