Tim stole the best line about April in his Blog (well done)

I’ll dispose of you like a lighter out of fuel, I’ll lose you somewhere on a dusty shelf.

-- Senses Fail (what a line)

So this weekend has been quite nice. No where near as rambunctious or as much time travel to the 80’s as last week but still valid all round.

Friday night I started at work with some free drinks for the call centre put on by my team. I went in hard, very hard. By about 8 I was so smashed a couple of shots would have been a night ender but I realised that the night was very young so I pulled myself back from the brink by having a dance and sitting out of a few rounds at the Champagne Lounge where we went for a while. It was the work crew but also Ben, mosshua, tommo, brylee and pam rocked up to more 80s dancing. So I assumed that those girls think we are 80s obsessed but its all good. Tommo fired up about getting a pint of irish beer so we went to the European beer café.

Liz had misread an sms I sent and sent everyone off to NEXT to meet us hence tim’s trek across the CBD to find us. Watched the Blues just scrape themselves across the line against the Hawks. Hodaka was in the medallion club and got “escorted” out on the final siren for throwing a champagne glass on the ground as a sign of his disappointment with his boys performance.

Meanwhile in an inner NE suburb our crew landed in the last 25 mins of a blueline medic gig as Tim mentioned. I think I was the only one who was singing along and we were all hoping they would playing Making Nevoue Riche but they never did.

Decided against the barry’s and opted for couch real estate at bimbos for reasons tim eluded to. Had some more dirnks, watched a guy next to our couch dancin like a dickhead - looking like a fuck for a while and made our way off. Dropped into the fast food joint we always seem to end up at on Bruns (still don’t know what its called).

The crew now being me, mosh, duck and the girls we headed home and crashed at THE MOSHING DUCK (I just thought of that but that is sick and is now what Josh and Duckas house is refereed to). Man their house is cold, haha, woke up early with not much sleep on a matress on the floor and recovered slowly with some coffee and cigarettes.

Went down the driving range at riverside with Mosh, Dallas (mosh’s older bro) and Duck and smacked some balls around. With that done mosh had the hankerin for more balls, er, I mean he wanted to play some golf so we lassoed in a stray moose and headed over to Northcote. The mosh had a fairly average day and moose was pretty good as usual. The end result isn’t important because all played well.

Saturday night was a bit of a shamozel, it was both a group at our house and tom rizzos 21^st. Ended up just getting trashed quietly at home. The highlight was definitely ben rockin up learier than a leary geezer in a leariness contest and moving into his 13 hour of drinking after getting fershnicket and rolling around in the grass at the Yarra Valley wine and dance festival. We did an excellent Salsa and was almost so passionate I may be carrying ben’s child, it is the mystery of the dance. Oh yeah and saw the new Family Guy thanks to Crackers giving me an inside tip on where to download. So funny I almost died.

Today was a down day. I think I would like to reference Fall out boy now

“someday I’ll appreciate in value

get off my ass and call you

the mean time I’ll sport my brand new fashion

of waking up with pants on in 4 in the afternoon”

well that’s not really true, I didn’t have pants on at all.

So not to make the day a complete loss I gave a shout to the timmeister to get the first THE DRIVE HOME practice since I’ve come back into action. Have a few good songs going now and just have to remember some of the older ones. I forgot to tell Tim today but I think I will bring WHAT GOES UP back to life for those of us who remember the glory days of good morning (oh what good morning doesn’t get capital letters)

Tonight we did coffee with most of the usual suspects except mosh and Loz. Watched the new family guy with everyone for the 4^th time and caught some Viva la Bam.

Once I finish this might work on the emo in the autumn albums and have the housewarming play list to sweat over for the next 4 days.

Hope everyone had good weekends and are locked in for next weeks two house parties. So cheap, so drunk (likely), so dangerous. I noticed in the moshing duck there are low hanging lights so that could be very dangerous if a random moment of awesome rock strikes and moshing ensues, must remember that.

Until then Bitches

PREGGO!

PS Hagred and Matty, that is a WHAT THE..? in the making