Tom Cruise kills Oprah in savage on air attack

Love drunk Movie Star Tom Cruise (you may remember him from such films as Top Gun, Minority Report and of course the 1988 classic, Cocktail) has killed talk banshee Oprah Winfrey in a savage Jedi inspired attack, live on air.

The surprisingly entertaining horror is captured in this high quality video presentation.

Meanwhile, over at the Today show, Tom takes on Matt Lauer with predictable tabloid talk TV results - "I'm passionate about life". The second part of this video presentation is where you'll find all the action.