Temp Love?
We ordered some temps in today from an agency to do all those shit office tasks that we all think we're too important to do ourselves. We were expecting some childs (as IOYC would say) but were SHOCKED when our temps turned out to be full grown adults. Like - 40 or something.
They seemed "down and out". Have been out of work for ages so have both turned to temping. (I think the guy is a drinker - he has a drinkers face - I'm expecting him to turn up to work tomorrow completely shitfaced.)
Anyway - we assigned them to their menial tasks and locked them in a room.
"GET OUT MY SIGHT! I'M HAVING A MASSAGE!" (No, you can't have a massage - you're a temp - return to work.)
Moments later: AN EXPLOSION (of love for each other)!
Locked in their little room of shame, I think the temps really HIT IT OFF! Chatting, laughing - FLIRTATIOUS TOUCHES!
We called up the agency and are having them come in again tomorrow just so we can see if our theories are right. We'll be on the look out for tell tale signs. More makeup. Sobriety. I'll keep you posted.
They seemed "down and out". Have been out of work for ages so have both turned to temping. (I think the guy is a drinker - he has a drinkers face - I'm expecting him to turn up to work tomorrow completely shitfaced.)
Anyway - we assigned them to their menial tasks and locked them in a room.
"GET OUT MY SIGHT! I'M HAVING A MASSAGE!" (No, you can't have a massage - you're a temp - return to work.)
Moments later: AN EXPLOSION (of love for each other)!
Locked in their little room of shame, I think the temps really HIT IT OFF! Chatting, laughing - FLIRTATIOUS TOUCHES!
We called up the agency and are having them come in again tomorrow just so we can see if our theories are right. We'll be on the look out for tell tale signs. More makeup. Sobriety. I'll keep you posted.
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