Friday, December 31, 2004

It Begins....

Hey All,
Yes I have arrived in the old country. James and I are in a net cafe on oxford st and thought we would confirm our living status amongst other things.

The flight was bloody hectic. A lady was really sick when we were flying over SA and the plane had to turn around to Adelaide so she could go to hospital so that was anextra 2 hours and 30 mins. The whole flight was pretty long and torturous and after flying in economy for 24 hours I have changed my opinions on the live export trade.

London is nice today not cold, it's 11 C which is pretty warm for this time of year and no rain yet, but cloudy as you would expect.

Already today in 2 or so hours we have been hooning around places on the tube and seen in a wirlwind big ben, the palace, westminster and the british museum. All really quickly just seeing them from the outside and planning our adventures to the museum and everything.

The Tube is such an awesome system its amazing.

So far the catch phrase for london is Grandure.

Well we are off to get some waffles at Ben and Jerry's Waffle Palace.

Take Care.

Scott

Sunday, December 26, 2004

I wonder if Jesus had candles?

Although their are decorations everywhere, it doesn't really feel like Christmas. It has made me realise what a big deal it is in Australia. Christmas Day feels like no other because of the people we're with and the things we do - visit family, have lunch etc. Today just didn't feel right.

We had a special dinner and cake covered in Christmas decorations. It was so odd. They were chocolate cakes and Hodaka's mum put candles on one of them. Once they were lit we didn't know what to do. It was like a birthday but everyone knew Happy Birthday wasn't appropriate. We sang it anyway. Hodaka mentioned it was my birthday a few weeks ago and I ended up blowing out the candles. I wonder if Jesus had candles?

:::In case you didn't get my email (I don't have all your addresses with me) here is some of what I included, with a couple of additions.:::

Hodaka's family home is pretty western. In fact, it was imported from Canada. It is entirely prefabricated and took three months to assemble. The walls seem to be made of a plastic and everything is "built in". It is like living inside a giant, three storey caravan.

There are display villages for similar homes throughout Japan, but unlike their Australian equivalent, the "sample homes" stand only temporarily. No one will ever live in them. As they become outdated, or newer model homes come out, they are torn down and replaced. It seems like an enormous waste but space is limited and it would be expensive for companies to keep buying new land. I saw one of these display villages in Kobe built under a freeway - I`m guessing this is bargain basement location in a city famous for earthquakes.

Everything in the house seems to be automated. The water heater makes an announcement over a PA system when the water is hot enough for a shower. The light in the hall works on a sensor - so does the tap in the bathroom. The light in my room has a remote control and several levels of illumination. Even the computer I'm using right now has a remote...for what I still haven`t quite figured out.

There is no tatami - no need to sit (or sleep) on the floor. No shoes, either. I'm still getting used to that. It takes seconds for most people here to slip in and out of their shoes. You barely even see it happen. No so for me. I clumsily hop around on one foot as I try to pull a shoe on to the other. If it wasn't so cold out I`d seriously consider thongs.

I've been at Ducka`s place for two nights now. His parent`s are lovely. His dad`s English is great. My Japanese isn't. I'm surviving in just a few key phrases. I said totemoomoshiroikattadesu (It was very interesting) today and received a round of a applause and a very generous yokodekimashita (Well done). Slowly improving.

The journey here has been incredible. We landed at Kansai International (near Osaka) last Saturday night. The airport is built on the ocean. An island built from garbage.

Nara was a great place to start the trip. It is half way between Osaka and Kyoto and not even half as busy and congested. Narrow streets lined with tiny shops and houses. Space is at a premium and not a centimetre is wasted. Cars are parked so close together I'm sure the driver was forced to escape through the sunroof. There are streets here as narrow as a typical Melbourne driveway that are apparently intended for two way traffic.

Kyoto and Osaka were also cool, but the biggest surprise of the trip came in Kobe, probably because I had such low expectations. Kobe is a bit like your house after the last guest has left a really big party. All the evidence of the preparations to make the place nice are still visible but everything is a bit worn out and dirty. That is during the day.

At night, this place is amazing. It will be the tenth anniversary of the Kobe earthquake on January 17 and to mark the occasion they have this thing called Luminarie (illumination). It is an amazing sight - an entire street decorated with colourful lights. We were there on the second night of the display...along with hundreds of thousands of other people. All the streets around the display are closed off and a queue about 60 people wide stretches for well over a kilometre. This was 9pm on a Wednesday night. There are just so many people here.

Just before going to Luminarie we caught up with some friend's of Hodaka's family. He is the head of Hitachi's train division. That makes him number two or three in the company - a huge job. Earns millions. He and his wife took us out for dinner at the Kobe Steak House. We dined on Kobe beef cooked in front of us by a master chef. It cost $350 a head. I didn't know how much it cost until Hodaka told me afterwards. Glad I didn't have to pay.

He made a call the next day and organised for Hodaka and I and Hodaka's mum to go on a tour of the shinkansen factory near Hodaka's house. We weren't allowed to take photos because the manufactoring process is all secret but the guide said we were seeing things that were usually off limits. It was cool.

One thing every city and town (and the space in between) has in common here is vending machines. There are more than 20 million vending machines in Japan and I think I've seen about half of them. They are on almost every street corner and never far away from tourist spots. You trek for deep into the forest to see some ancient temple only to find Coca-Cola beat you there.

Anyway - it is time for dinner so I better run. I will email again soon. We're going to put some photos online. I'll let you know the link.

Let me know how you're going...and Merry Christmas!

Friday, December 24, 2004

Merry Christmas everyone! I'm just about to get into the car to go to Phillip, not as exciting as these international travellers but nice all the same. Staying for the new year then coming back to do an intensive English teaching course over January. Why I signed away a month of holidays like that I don't know but it'll be a good move for employment etc I keep telling myself. Anyway merry christmas to all wherever you are, see ya in 2005!

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Port Fairy III

Hodaka's Panda rant has reminded me that the plans for Port Fairy the third are starting to take shape. So far we are looking at the last week of January/ early Febuary. The last weekend of Jan begins Friday the 28th.

Any persons wishing to come can state availabilities and/or concerns, which will be discussed and then forgotten by the central committee.

In all seriousness, the timing is not finalised, but merely a rough guide so that you may get organised and tell me what (around then) suits you best.

More details will follow as they become available.

Thursday, December 09, 2004

Ooh, so that's how you do it

I'm just testing to see if I can make some posts.

In other flying related news, I am supposed to be having my flight lessons as we speak but the weather is being really annoying... ah well.

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Brain grown in Petri dish learns to pilot a fighter plane

Did anyone else notice the story crazy today in The Age - and on theage.com.au (see above link) - about the brain they have grown in Florida? No? Well...let me tell you.

They grew a brain from 25,000 neural cells extracted from a rat embryo. They hooked this thing up to a flight simulator. At first it crashed the plane all the time. In the end it was able to keep the plane on a stead trajectory - even in hurricane like conditions.

Apparently this is all part of research to develop a "thinking" computer. They want to be able to stick a brain in an unmanned plane that they could send on mission too dangerous for humans. Another one of their excuses for this truly crazy experiment is that it will help reveal new way to treat neural diseases. Fa shizzle?

THE PARTY

Thanks to everyone who came to the party on Friday. Had a mad time.

THIS FRIDAY

If people are free, let's all catch up again this Friday night for some farewell drinks. Let's start at Saint Jerome's in the city after work. It is in Caledonian Lane which stretches between Lt Bourke and Lonsdale Streets. It is the first lane south (towards Spencer St) of Swanston Street. Hope some of you can make it.

A December To Remember

Hey All

Trying to get a decent amount of sleep before going to work tomorrow so I will keep this short

Ben’s party was a great success. The food was amazing, the booze was plentiful and the vibe was great. Shame there was no turtle but these things happen and you can’t please all the turtles all the time. I think some domestic ducks would go great in the pond environment. None of those wild crack smoking whiskey sipping wild albert park ducks. Just nice suburban, bread eating, god fearing ducks that will settle down and raise a herd. The collective noun for duck offspring is herd and don’t even start me about it or I will be forced to open a can or two of some grade A whoopass

December is shaping up to be one action packed, booze swilling, xmas partying, gift exchanging, flying out of the country month.

The big shout out at the moment is for December 17th the Friday night. Not only is it the last day I work at AXA but I am taking it on as a going away party especially if I end up getting a job in the mother country and don’t come back for a while but even if I don’t 3 months of summer drinking is a lot to make up for in one action packed night. There will be a fair few from AXA there as there are 3 birthdays in that week and I hope that everyone will turn out to party into the night and maybe even benno will pop in for an hour or two so we can say goodbye to him for the actual last time (me until April but everyone else until mid jan) as he is flying out the next morning. If everyone gets excited about it then he might actually come, haha.

Anyway so festivities will kick of at HOLIAVER which is a very nice little place with a cool beer garden just across the road from Richmond station on swan St (one train stop from the city) at around 8pm or so. Drink there for a few hours and then head off somewhere for some later night shenanigans and some dancing (hopefully podiums involved at some stage haha)

Also we are going to run a KK for xmas for our group which we just thought of at coffee on Sunday. I thought that Ben and Hodaka might as well just buy each other gifts as they will be spending xmas together but everyone else can participate in the randomness.

Scott
Jon
Tommo
Josh
Liz
Loz
Darcy
Jo
Tim
Katrina

Is an even amount of people that worked out. I think we should exchange gifts either on xmas night if ppl want to drink at my house or else Sunday the boxing day might be nice. I (my mum or someone impartial) will send an email to everyone letting them know who they have. We will say the min is $15 and the max $25 which hopefully shouldn’t put too much strain on the old xmas wallet. If that’s too much then just buy something cheap and then do something thoughtful (that counts).


How many times have I used the word xmas in this post?


Ben and Hodaka countdown = 11 days

Scott countdown = 23 days


This blog is nearing its destined purpose as a point of communiqué for the travellers. If you aren’t going anywhere can you please at least go to someone else’s house and post from there.


If anyone is missing off the KK list please give a shout out.


Well that wasn’t as short as I would have hoped so I am leaving now to sleep my sweet arse off. This Thursday night could be the last rehearsal of SGOP for quite a while if you wanna come down and hear some tunes from us before next year.


Listening to: Third Eye Blind – Faster


Shout Out: The 17th as mentioned and band rehearsal on Thursday


Choice Lyrics: Fall Out Boy – My Heart is The Worst Kind of Weapon

I spent most of last night dragging this lake
for the corpses of all my past mistakes
sell me out- the jokes on you
we are salt- you are the wound
empty another bottle
and let me tear you to pieces
this is me wishing you
into the worst situations
i'm the kind of kid
that can't let anything go
but you wouldn't know a good thing
if it came up and slit your throat

your remorse hasn't fallen on deaf ears
rather ones that just don't care
because i know
that you're in between arms somewhere
next to heartbeats
where you shouldn't dare sleep
I'll teach you a lesson
for keeping secrets from me

take your taste back
peel back your skin
and try to forget how it feels inside
you should try saying no once in a while
oh once in while

See you all

Friday, December 03, 2004

This is my opinion, if you don't agree I've got big brothers

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEN!!

I know that comes too late for your actual birthday and a bit early for the party tonight, but I’m bridging the gap – we’ll keep the birthday vibe going as long as we can.

Just bought the new Darren Hanlon album. It’s very cute, lots of little unexpected bits of wordplay that make you look up from your book and go hey what? And there’s a whole song about squash! Yes, the game – it’s great. My only fear is that this is like buying an album by the Streets or Eminem, that once you’ve got all the funny lines the appeal wears off, but the music itself is very pretty – dreamy bedtime guitar music.

He’s also flying the flag for singers with Aussie accents. Scott and I have differing opinions about this, but I can’t stand hearing Australian singers who rhyme can’t with stand. It’s just so artificial. I heard a Triple R presenter the other day saying that the Aussie accent worked for hip-hop but not for rock. Wtf?? It’s like before people like Skyhooks and Paul Kelly came along Australian bands used to set their songs in American cities, because Australian place names “just don’t sound right”. And now that attitude seems prehistoric. Doesn’t it? It’s just the same as how people said that white guys can’t rap or sing the blues or whatever – it’s not about what the music can be, it’s about people’s limited view of how far the boundaries stretch. I think we’re going to see a shift in this though. There’s already the momentum from all those Aussie-accented hip-hop groups that Triple J love playing, and it’ll just take one or two really influential bands to carry that over into rock.
What muddies the issue a bit is that there are Australian accents and then there are Australian accents. It’s all very well to do the laconic country boy act and rap about buying fish and chips and going skating if that’s who you are, but bands like Something For Kate are never going to pull that off. They live in South Yarra or Prahran or somewhere and write songs about German physicists – they’re a middle class band, basically. Paul Dempsey has probably never called anything “heaps good” in his life. So I sympathise with them if they want to just keep things simple by going the American route, even if I think they overdo it. People from other countries say that I don’t have a very noticeable Australian accent, and when I try to sing with one it feels almost as false as making myself sound American. So I’m working on a kind of mutant accent which at times lets my Australianness poke through but without making a big song and dance about it. Which is a very Australian attitude, when you think about it.

Wednesday, December 01, 2004

Garden State

Yes, Friday was an awesome night. Tim and I went and saw Garden State at about 9:30pm. It is a crazy flick by Zach Braff - the dude who plays JD in Scrubs (which, might I add, is back with new series on channel seven - at 11 o'clock at night!). Click above to check out his site/blog. Anyway, he wrote, directed and starred in the film. I know what you're thinking - not another "Kevin Costner's WaterWorld" - but it's not. It co-stars Natalie Portman and that guy who plays Bilbo Baggins in LOTR. Scott, you'll love it. See it before you leave the country!

SPEAKING of leaving the country, I head off for Japan in two and a half weeks! I have so much to do (read: buy) before I go and no time to do it (read: go shopping). I thought I'd have plenty of time this week but I ended up getting commissioned do some extra features. I'm going to have to work all day tomorrow.

SPEAKING of tomorrow... it's my birthday! Twenty-two sounds sooo old. Are you coming to my party? I've launched an agressive sms and email campaign, but if you haven't heard - FRIDAY NIGHT AT MY PLACE! It should be great. I've got the fam working double time on food. You just have to bring booze.

Did you know there is a bottle shop around the corner from my house? Apparetly it has been there "forever". News to me.

Aight - Scrubs is on. I'm outta here.