BUYER BEWARE

So today at lunch time I thought I would go pick up some hair wax cause I’ve just been getting on around with a bit of a boofhead and thought I might shape it up. Little did I know what I was getting myself in to. So basically there is Gel, Grease, Cream, Wax, Fudge, Putty, Moose, Polish or Cement

And then there are numerous brands all with awesome cool wicked names like WAKK and BEAR and shit like that. Then to add complications every brand has a different “hold factor” rating. I am proud (I think) to say my hold factor rating is 4 which I believe is tougher than 3. I got CARBON FIBRE which I think is one setting stronger than FIBRE, I am still a bit freaked out and I haven’t even used it yet.

Apart from that not much happened to me today. Still morning that little suck hole rove’s victory over his royal awesomeness sir John Wood. Nothing against rove cause he cool but I mean tom croydon killed a man in cold blood and covered it up, what more do you need to win a loggie

That’s me done.