Terms of en-gross-ment

Things I wish I hadn't heard while watching Big Brother Uncut:

- "It was like a ghost poo. I looked down and it wasn't there."
- "I've had to change my whole shitting regime."
- "That isn't going to fit."
- "Have I got the correct dick?"
- "Is someone mixing up the boob mixture?"
- "Is that your clit there?"
- "I know it feels uncomfortable but I really have to stick my finger in your crack now."

Things I wish I hadn't learnt about while watching Big Brother Uncut:

- the dirty sanchez
- the cleaveland steamer

Things I promise I'll never do again:

- watch Big Brother Uncut.

Yeah.