I can't be sure...

...but I think I'm developing a facial tick.

Saw Brokeback tonight

Now I can die.

...or are you just happy to see me?

Got this press release at work today:

Media Release
Immediate Release

iBuzz
Music just got a whole lot more enjoyable!
The new iBuzz is the latest iPod accessory to hit the market - and it may well see you making some changes to your play list!

The iBuzz, which has just been launched in Australia exclusively by adultshop.com, is a vibrating bullet that plugs into your iPod, MP3 player or any portable music device. Responding to the beat and volume of the music, you can create surges of pleasure simply by changing tracks or adjusting the volume. The louder the music - the more intense the pleasure!

Heralded as the ‘musical orgasm machine’, the iBuzz indulges more than just your auditory senses and comes with everything you need to get orgasmic with your favourite tunes (except for an MP3 player)!

· Controller Unit: Select the perfect intensity and any of the seven vibration patterns, including Surge, Pulsate and Escalate.
· Y-adapter and an iBuzz-to-MP3 Player Connector Cable: Connect the bullet and your headphones to the Controller Unit then simply change tracks to control the vibrations. For more intense pleasure, simply turn up the volume and find a track with a fast beat and a lot of bass!
· Vibrating Bullet: The small silver bullet has an extra long cord and two his-and-hers bullet attachments. Use the softly spiked penis ring for sensual couples play, or opt for the soft textured sleeve for sensitive stimulation.

No music player? You can also use the iBuzz as you would any other vibrating bullet, without music. Just turn on and enjoy the 7 amazing vibration patterns - press the arrow buttons until you find the one that suits your mood.

Head to adultshop.com to find out what all the "buzz" is about! RRP $119.95. Available exclusively through adultshop.com retail stores and online at www.adultshop.com.
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NYE photos Flickr-fied

How low can they go?

From theage.com.au:

"As he passes by and I am treated to the rear view, I realise that I have entered a whole new world. His belt is below the buttocks. At the front, the belt appears to be resting on his penis. From there it slopes downwards and is pulled taut against the backs of his thighs. Allow me to clarify, this is the outfit: neck to waist, T-shirt; waist to genitalia, underpants; genitalia to ankles, jeans.

The notion of an undergarment has been jettisoned. The underpants are out there, and buttocks are open to the wind. Both cheeks, top to bottom. For the humble trouser, this is truly a new low."