BeanCheese!

So we decided that beancheese was a far more accurate, descriptive and appealing (just more ultimate in every sense) name for tofu. Well.. some of 'us' pulled out at the last minute, I think you need a special kind of commitment to follow through with a name change of such.. pure awesomeness. I'm special.

So today I'm winning a drumkit from the people on the tv, that's a bit exciting. Unfortunately they haven't realised that I'm winning yet, otherwise I spose we could do away with the whole waiting and deciding thing, but you know, you have to be understanding. After playing with Scott's guitar, Steph's bass, and now winning this drumkit, I think the lack of instrument in my life is slowly coalascing into some form of acid spitting tumour. or maybe an acid spitting PUMA!! :o (it's not a puma!! .. it's a warthog? >_> )

So Fish and Jan went to Italy this weekend, full shattered I couldn't go with them. I picked this week to work on saturday, cos it sounded like fun. Considering my day at work (on friday, one of our busiest days) consisted of sleeping, beating my head against the desk, and trying to pretend my colleague is only half as dumb as he really is.. and even half would make hims some kind of intellectual vortex. I spose in a way that makes me perfectly qualified to work next to him, as my extra-rawesome skull protects my brain smarts. and no other reason. don't be mean. Maybe I'm so damn full of smarts that they'll clog his brain-hole and force him to remember how to think. That or cause him to implode. I know what I'm hoping.

I now have to go somewhere I've never been to see people I've never met (That was a half truth) but the gist remains - somewhere out there milky is going for whole hours without being abused, I'm not superman damnit!! (though somehow elassa came to the quite stable conclusion that I'm actually the prince of darkness himself.. coming so close on the heels of declaring myself the saviour of mankind, I'm a little confused..)

Nazi Conspiracy

It's easy to blame the nazis, you can pretty much blame anything on them, so my recent inability to comment on Tim's post is COMPLETELY their fault. See, there are claims that 'the man who committed suicide in Lüneburg was not Himmler but a double.' So I choose to believe that himmler wrote himself into cyberspace (probably had to be saved on a back up tape for a few years til they invented cyberspace..) and now rocks the globe causing havok and chaos nazi style - ala the lawnmower man. The only missing part of the puzzle is why he seems to hate me. I assume that I am actually somehow jewish, perhaps even the ultimate jew - jesus, heathen - just that I don't know it yet, so he must either destroy me or convert me before I realise my true potential. This is why I have changed my name by deed poll to 'The Megassiah'.

So I have a job now. And a boss who is certifiably insane - things are good. My second day there he spent a good half hour pondering the possiblities of being the most buddhist cleaning company in London - benefits including levitation and communication via meditation... he also buys me beer - every man has his price damnit! Also as guy in office that knows computers best, I've fallen into the role of tech support as well.. it's fun cos I can just make stuff up, they don't know what's true and what's jargon I toss around for kicks ^^ (Oh noes! teh leet megahurtz R getting sTo3ld!!)

Aussie day festivities were a bit of awesome - Walkabout was packed, they gave us free hats and flags so we could look like every else COMMUNISTS!!! But no, full wickid night, though unfortunately it had none of the mass excitement of WATANGI DAYYYY (pronounced 'new zealand day') Basically you get on the circle line (goes in a circle, deal with it) and you get off at each stop and drink more. sposed to end up at Westminster square where theres millions of people and a vicious rumour that somewhere, somehow, someone is performing a hakka, but it's mostly lies.

Shoutout to Timmo for bring fonz and enlightenment (but mostly the fonz) to this humble blog.