Nazi Conspiracy
It's easy to blame the nazis, you can pretty much blame anything on them, so my recent inability to comment on Tim's post is COMPLETELY their fault. See, there are claims that 'the man who committed suicide in Lüneburg was not Himmler but a double.' So I choose to believe that himmler wrote himself into cyberspace (probably had to be saved on a back up tape for a few years til they invented cyberspace..) and now rocks the globe causing havok and chaos nazi style - ala the lawnmower man. The only missing part of the puzzle is why he seems to hate me. I assume that I am actually somehow jewish, perhaps even the ultimate jew - jesus, heathen - just that I don't know it yet, so he must either destroy me or convert me before I realise my true potential. This is why I have changed my name by deed poll to 'The Megassiah'.
So I have a job now. And a boss who is certifiably insane - things are good. My second day there he spent a good half hour pondering the possiblities of being the most buddhist cleaning company in London - benefits including levitation and communication via meditation... he also buys me beer - every man has his price damnit! Also as guy in office that knows computers best, I've fallen into the role of tech support as well.. it's fun cos I can just make stuff up, they don't know what's true and what's jargon I toss around for kicks ^^ (Oh noes! teh leet megahurtz R getting sTo3ld!!)
Aussie day festivities were a bit of awesome - Walkabout was packed, they gave us free hats and flags so we could look like every else COMMUNISTS!!! But no, full wickid night, though unfortunately it had none of the mass excitement of WATANGI DAYYYY (pronounced 'new zealand day') Basically you get on the circle line (goes in a circle, deal with it) and you get off at each stop and drink more. sposed to end up at Westminster square where theres millions of people and a vicious rumour that somewhere, somehow, someone is performing a hakka, but it's mostly lies.
Shoutout to Timmo for bring fonz and enlightenment (but mostly the fonz) to this humble blog.
So I have a job now. And a boss who is certifiably insane - things are good. My second day there he spent a good half hour pondering the possiblities of being the most buddhist cleaning company in London - benefits including levitation and communication via meditation... he also buys me beer - every man has his price damnit! Also as guy in office that knows computers best, I've fallen into the role of tech support as well.. it's fun cos I can just make stuff up, they don't know what's true and what's jargon I toss around for kicks ^^ (Oh noes! teh leet megahurtz R getting sTo3ld!!)
Aussie day festivities were a bit of awesome - Walkabout was packed, they gave us free hats and flags so we could look like every else COMMUNISTS!!! But no, full wickid night, though unfortunately it had none of the mass excitement of WATANGI DAYYYY (pronounced 'new zealand day') Basically you get on the circle line (goes in a circle, deal with it) and you get off at each stop and drink more. sposed to end up at Westminster square where theres millions of people and a vicious rumour that somewhere, somehow, someone is performing a hakka, but it's mostly lies.
Shoutout to Timmo for bring fonz and enlightenment (but mostly the fonz) to this humble blog.
posted by Jon at 01:04
2 Comments:
DAMN NAZIS!!!
What exactly do you do at your job? Clean stuff?
Hells no, I devour the smaller cleaners to absorb their strength. Then I take phone calls and make bookings. But mostly the devouring thing.
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