AYE-dress

No, I haven't taken to wearing women's clothing (yet) rather, I am the proud tenant of a small room that is fairly overflowing with double bed. Makes one start to wonder how much bed is entirely necessary, and how much of the room is a fair sacrifice. The answer to both is 'all of them'.

I too am once again MUSEUM MAN! fighting injustice and evil in the storeroom of the Victoria and Albert museum, I get around. But my uniform is NOT a uniform, so to clearly identify myself to friend and foe alike, I dress perfectly normally, to stand out from their garish costumes and staff uniforms alike! Pretty sweet huh.

Now that I have a hideout, and a purpose, the next step is to undermine that purpose with shiny gadgets and flashy flashies. I speak of course of teh computor and el xbox (tree sikky). Let me tell you, my plans for world domination will progress quickly from this point, unless I somehow discover a form of entertainment such objects could offer, in which case I'll most likely not dominate much at all, EXCEPT ANY FOOL PLAYS AGAINST MY LEET SELF! yeah.

I feel I may have revealed too much, agents under the direction of one mooch or possibly milky may already be moving to thwart me, AVAST!