AYE-dress

No, I haven't taken to wearing women's clothing (yet) rather, I am the proud tenant of a small room that is fairly overflowing with double bed. Makes one start to wonder how much bed is entirely necessary, and how much of the room is a fair sacrifice. The answer to both is 'all of them'.

I too am once again MUSEUM MAN! fighting injustice and evil in the storeroom of the Victoria and Albert museum, I get around. But my uniform is NOT a uniform, so to clearly identify myself to friend and foe alike, I dress perfectly normally, to stand out from their garish costumes and staff uniforms alike! Pretty sweet huh.

Now that I have a hideout, and a purpose, the next step is to undermine that purpose with shiny gadgets and flashy flashies. I speak of course of teh computor and el xbox (tree sikky). Let me tell you, my plans for world domination will progress quickly from this point, unless I somehow discover a form of entertainment such objects could offer, in which case I'll most likely not dominate much at all, EXCEPT ANY FOOL PLAYS AGAINST MY LEET SELF! yeah.

I feel I may have revealed too much, agents under the direction of one mooch or possibly milky may already be moving to thwart me, AVAST!

heh, BOOOM, how you like that?!

so apologies to all, but Bologna has been left a smoking crater in the ground. Might make it a bit harder for Tim to get work, but I'm sure he'll deal, he's a resourcefull kid. I mean HEY, this isn't called trasheurope for nothin right?!?

But yeah, between pirate bars, litre cans of viking beer, and T-shirts that we assume they were trying to give us in a round about way.. >_> had a mad time in Bologna xD Tried out a couple of their local Irish bars (one called 'The Irish Times' :O I wondered if they'd imported it just to make us feel more at home) and yeah they're identical in everyway to the ones at home. Some even had authentic irish barfolk which is always a nice touch. At one we met a friend of Tim's friend who MET AND DRANK WITH SOILWORK!!!! (and Children Of Bodom, which I'm sure some people would find just as exciting) Whilst in Bolog we also rolled with Tom's mate Freidl who was full cool, gave us alot of insight into the anarchism that is well prevalent in bolognesian youth. I liked me the sounds of it.

Before that the rest of our time in Florence continued in it's awesome vein - lots of beer and thirteen (it's a card game, HEATHEN!) and soccer games and the like. Tom finally managed to wrest my titles from me :( asif the chick from run lola run (franka potente) was Matt Damon's wife in Bourne.. I just can't accept it >_< No longer am I either the Champion of Surf Side 6, nor the Sbarbecue Nerps Champion... this is the end of an era folks. I'll win em back, and I'll get that coveted champion of the Universe as well, you'll see... you'll ALL see!

So it happens that I'm back in London, which is a double edged sword, both of which are aimed at me! getting a place to live and a way to pay for it.. I've had my practice phase 2, this is the real deal, should be rawesome... I expect phenomenal success, and you should expect nothing less also. I shall write of this success as it comes to pass.

Florenziano!

Morning, morning, it isn't morning here, and probably wont be there, but I'll take what I can get, and let any who oppose be damned!!

you may have presupposed, and if you had, you wouldn't be incorrect, that I have indeed arrived in a mighty seat of Italian power, ie Firenze! what can I say, but that I love it. Plans to eat cheese and drink plenty have proceeded with no obstacle - always having been 2 of Tom and I's favourite pastimes I never anticipated otherwise. Unfortunately as it happens Tom has become a weak drinker, but never fear, I have made it my mission to make up for his lack ^^

I forgot, or didn't realise, or something, but that this humble blog (do I presume too much to refer to it as mine, being prime poster by far? a question for ponderance in quiet times hereafter) does share hosting with none other than the Illustrious IAOYC!!! (for those heathens as yet unintroduced he is known as 'I am on your computer', and can be found at www.postmoronic.blogspot.com) Now, I don't mean to threaten, I just state facts, and the fact is that anyone (and everyone) that doesn't go check that out right th'noo will be eternally damned and blasted to the hell of Dante's reckoning.

that aside, I dunno. We went in search of mad street food yesterday, hopefully in the form of a market or festival of some description, but our searches were in vain. Best thing we found was a kind of gathering of all the public service thingos in florence, like police, fireys, ZE MIGHTY CARIBINIERI!! and their big dogs. Saw some street vendors scarper when a police car hammered past, was pretty hilarious (I'm not being mean, they were laughing too..) good times.

oh yeah, further back, had a damn good time with the museum, and the party they held for us on the last day was crazy fun, free beer with awesome people = good times xD well keen to hook up with them when my feet return to english soil. (nice to have friends of my own so I don't have to tag along with Fish and Scotty's >_>)

That'll do you for now. I still am working on this photos gig, but it is an elusive prize, now my camera is dead with no way of recharging... which is clearly awesome. so, maybe next time, who knows.

PPPS I spoke to Powernap today, which will most likely mean nothign to any of you, but a few more than that will understand when I say my first Noobsquad pretty much consisted of me and him.. leading to >_>

N$4L!